Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.
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George Carlin
Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope.
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Aristotle
Every word that comes after "And the Lord told me... “is a pious lie
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Bangambiki Habyarimana
You can't believe everything people tell you - not even if those people are your own brain.
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Jefferson Smith
Both [P. T.] Barnum and H. L. Mencken are said to have made the depressing observation that no one ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the American public. The remark has worldwide application. But the lack is not in intelligence, which is in...
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Carl Sagan
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I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet. None of us would leave the house unless a Goliath...
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